Time to replace my $1.95 made-in-China plastic shower curtain. Whoops! Tariff fun: Same product now $617! https://t.co/s6lfzKMgjZ
Our dog Virgil, who has an advanced degree in Greek Mythology, performs a mystical invocation to the Great God Fan https://t.co/dYICXGXV7m
I’m not saying it’s miserable out, but the heat and humidity today are like being in Chris Farley’s sweat pants aft… https://t.co/9fFd9ycx7C
Cover of my new album called “Pet Sounds” https://t.co/5qmdxjxXml
Ill-timed construction has routed a relentless stream of tourist traffic passed our house en route to beach. Questi… https://t.co/q8GUZCFyEu
Arguably biggest travel/tourist weekend of the year in New London. Typically, if there’s a main thoroughfare to bea… https://t.co/hx7ZVrFFGC
Godspeed! Our door is always open for you. https://t.co/fhV3lvihtK
In awe of my adopted New England's clam chowder. But how ridiculously excellent would a bowl of real gumbo be on a day like this? Sigh...
I'm glad I'm not in school anymore because now I won't have to walk through tomorrow's blizzard to get to it.
Only the loftiest and most noble goals for 2018! To wit: land @Whataburger franchise in SE Connecticut. Next: global peace.